So, I got married on Saturday!! It was the best day of my life, followed by the best extended weekend on my life. Denver is the most beautiful place on earth, and I’m forever glad that I was so adamant about getting married on a mountain at sunset.

I am so blessed that my heart hurts.

I have promised the world a post on how to keep a wedding under a thousand dollars*, but for now, I’m just going to show off a couple of my favorite photos so far, and answer the questions everyone’s dying to know:

No, I don’t really feel “married,” just like you didn’t really feel “18” or “21.” Yes, I was way more nervous on my wedding day than I expected to be. Yes, we’re still in Denver. And yes, the sex is great! (We both blog about sex and porn, so yes, I know that’s your only real question.)

1. How To Plan A Wedding For Under $1000
2. What Makes Sex Great, And What Doesn’t
3. What I Didn’t Expect About Marriage
4. 10 Things He Did Right (& What Makes Men So Valuable)
5. You Decide! (Ask a question/suggest a topic in the comments!)

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  1. Michelle says:

    Congrats x1000! I'm so excited for both of you and I can't wait to read all of your posts.

  2. Jessica says:

    Congrats!! Can't wait to read your thoughts on those topics.

  3. Lauren Jean says:

    Congratulations! After reading your's and his blogs for a while now, I can honestly say I am so excited for the two of you, and that I can't wait to see the writings that come after this! Thank you for always being so open and honest when you write. It's made it easier for me as well.

  4. Emily Joi says:

    married sex is quite amazing hehe 🙂 Glad you get to enjoy some! woohoo! I so LOVE you being happy and married!!

  5. Candice says:

    Yay!! Congratulations, Lauren! This is just the beginning of so much to come 🙂
    Can't wait to read all of your posts!

  6. J.Quinn says:

    Eeeeek!! A million congratulations!! I SO look forward to reading your posts… as always!!


  7. Mike Clevenger says:

    Congrats, Lauren! I'm super happy for you two and to see your next chapters to enfold. 🙂

    PS: Those pictures are beautiful, so great!

  8. jaybird7 says:

    Not that you and Max would ever do this…


    Please don't 'talk' to one another through your blogs – like you're afraid to talk to each other face-to-face.

    If you did, I think you'd both ruin a couple of pretty good things: Your respective blogs. And your relationship.

    Now – get on with your marriage.

    And get a room…

  9. Startrelle says:

    Congratulations Lauren & Max!!

  10. Annabell says:

    #5 suggestion: the mark(s) of a good wife. 🙂

  11. Just me says:

    Congratulations!! I'm looking forward to the upcoming post topics 🙂

  12. kelly summers says:

    still can't get over how amazing the pictures are. love you with all my heart!!

  13. Lauren says:

    Congrats! I love your dress too. I can't wait for your upcoming articles 🙂


  14. jassy says:

    First off Congrats I am happy for you 🙂
    and as for #5 I do have a question
    "what do you do when you dated this duche-bag who disrespected you and never commited……but he has a friend that treated you right from the beginning, respected you and still does and you guys finally showed interest in one another…So is that ok ? I mean you and the guy are both single so is it wrong b/c of the boy code ? Or is that all "games"?
    opinion helps.

  15. Jennifer says:

    So excited and happy for you! You were such a beautiful bride!

  16. Kelli Diane says:

    Congrats on getting married! These pictures are beautiful!I found you from a friend of mine who follows 🙂 I just started following you and would love if you hopped over to my blog and followed me as well : )

  17. Brianna Sky says:

    Congratulations! These are such amazing photographs.


  18. Chantelle says:

    I'm so so sooooo excited for you two! EEEK!!

  19. Kelli Diane says:

    I know I already commented but I was just wondering did you plan your wedding for under $1000??? you can e-mail me at or just comment on my blog : )


  20. Lauren says:

    I am so happy for you two! Congratulations and many blessings! I love those pictures, you two are just too cute 🙂
    (wow, a lot of Lauren's read your blog!)

    Lauren M.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Your blog is so beautiful and inspirational! Congrats on getting married! I just got engaged, and us being a young couple, it would be wonderful to read a blog written by you about how to plan a wedding under $1000!!! Haha of course that would be beneficial and such a unique thing to read. I need all the help I can get!

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